- Stock market plummets

- Massive illegal voting

- Iran bombs Israel

- China triples America’s tariffs

- Rush Limbaugh’s Florida estate disappears into Atlantic due to climate change

- Evangelicals abandon Trump

- Palestine bombs Israel

- Trump’s hair falls out

- Elizabeth Warren actually is Native American

- Trump really is a Russian agent … let’s impeach him … again

- Bernie Sanders picks AOC as running mate

- Convince folks the rich are evil

- Convince folks the poor are poor because the rich are evil

- Convince folks that socialism is a cure all… for all

- Trump misplaces his Tweeter

- Joe Biden’s Ukranian shakedown tape, broken and acid washed

- North Korea peace talks collapse

- Mike Pence becomes an atheist

- Planned Parenthood quadruples abortions

- Recreational marijuana legal in all 50 states

- Marijuana is nation’s favorite pastime

- Driver’s licenses for illegals and, of course, a car to drive

- Fox News becomes liberal … ALL mainstream media now “fake”

- Moderate Democrats disappear

It’s kinda fun thinking like a socialist but at the same time, kinda sad. I’ve discovered that a good day for America is indeed a bad day for socialists/liberals.

Trump puts America first. We’re respected again throughout the world. In less than three years, we’re the envy of every country on the planet.

Democrat candidates would turn us to socialism. For those voting in 2020, think about the job you didn’t have in 2016, your better job now, pay increases, lower taxes, soaring investments. Trump creates jobs, prosperity for all, especially for lower-wage earners.

MARVIN GEORGE MILLER

Coeur d’Alene