Today's Ghastly Groaner

Arbuckle, the shepherd, had an unusually nasty-spirited herd that year and on one fateful morning, they charged en masse, knocked him down and trampled all over him.

Sadly, he died in the wool.

— Del Cameron, Coeur d'Alene

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!