STATISTICIANS: They must be on pot

Inflation at 9.1% — whoa — I don’t think so! Who in the world comes up with such low statistics? It must be people living in their parents’ basement, Grubhubbing meal delivery, paying with parents’ credit cards, no clue of reality, living in states that legalized marijuana for recreational purposes and teach Critical Race Theory instead of Basic Math skills. It boggles my mind using substances that make us look and act more stupid than we already are can be “recreational!”

But wait, maybe the folks who put together inflation numbers are on pot. For starters, how else could bags of birdseed go from $20 to $30, oil changes from $30 to $70, and fertilizer up exponentially and still show only 9.1% inflation?! It’s just got to be the pot because no rational statistician with a CLEAR mind could possibly think that we, the gullible deplorable public, would believe such a low number. (Note: These same statisticians comprise Biden’s global warming alarmist regime.) But really, if 9.1% more is all I had to pay for anything, anywhere, I would be thrilled to death.

So why is everything skyrocketing? Democrats blame Putin, those greedy oil guys, Donald Trump, probably even Donald Duck. But when it’s all said and done (and believe me, more will be said than done) it all comes down to high fuel costs, President Biden’s declaration of war on fossil fuels, Democrat’s insane push for green energy. They’re even threatening National Climate Change State of Emergency? What? And divert our attention from real emergencies! C’mon man! That’s all folks, in a nutshell. Yeah, pun intended and very deserving. But wait, it’s actually a nut farm!

MARVIN GEORGE MILLER

Coeur d’Alene