A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband, who is staring at the ceiling above her head.

She looks up and asks, "What are you staring at?"

"A spider," he replies.

"I don't see anything," she says.

"Oh, it must have fallen on your head!" he said.

The wife screams and jumps to her feet.

The husband says, "Hey since you're up, can you get me another beer?"

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