I'm starting a new gig: Covering classic folk tunes in rap style.

Changing my name to Puff TMD.

— John Williams, Coeur d'Alene

(In memory of Peter Yarrow, founding member of Peter, Paul and Mary)

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!