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Today's Ghastly Groaner

Coeur d'Alene Press | UPDATED 2 months, 2 weeks AGO
| August 13, 2026 1:00 AM

A bear pulls up to the counter, says “I ……… can’t hibernate." 

Clerk says “Why the big pause?”

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Send your groaners to Jack DeWitt, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!