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Today's Ghastly Groaner

Coeur d'Alene Press | UPDATED 2 weeks, 2 days AGO
| March 19, 2026 1:00 AM

What did the whale say when he turned himself in to the police?

"Stop me before I krill again!"

— Bret Wengeler, Rathdrum

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!