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Today's Ghastly Groaner

Coeur d'Alene Press | UPDATED 1 month, 2 weeks AGO
| March 31, 2026 1:00 AM

What do you call it when a red vegetable receives a small cut?

A beet nick!

— Robert Stemmons, Rathdrum

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!