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Today's Ghastly Groaner

Coeur d'Alene Press | UPDATED 2 weeks, 5 days AGO
| September 23, 2026 1:00 AM

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

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